start today

i have harvested all the seeds from the biggest pumpkin and am drying them for next year's attempt to make something bigger and better, it is the american way!  but i am troubled, not by the car industry, but the man/woman who shaved my head today.  i kept getting this strange, no way really, vibe that shim(she+him=shim) had done a buzz cut in the army, navy or some other branch of the military, over a few thousand times.  it was in how shim so carefully found a high spot and made sure to go over it over and over it again.  sounds like dubya's take on life and his thoughts about tax cuts for the oil companies.  he was nice to talk to, or was it her, never mind, it was good to get a stellar buzz, even if shim's adam's apple was the size of a gorilla's testicle. so my real problem is why did i have a problem with some dude wanting to get his stuff cut off and become less of a man, this is not a dis of women, he is actually cutting off his hangers.  i know and have met men less worthy of tackle then someone who feels strongly about his gender.  but here lies my confusion...how come more men turn into deadbeat dads, then get sex changes?...just think about it.