how 'bout dem apples?

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bejing i mean denver, colorado, United States
short, bald, fat, with a brownish green thumb. just like baby poop
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Friday, September 5, 2008

holy crap!

holy crap, this thing is getting huge! well one of my pretty little girls is pushing maximum density.  she is now about 25 lbs and counting. she still has 2 whole months left to reach her potential.  I am really excited to see how big this one gets. i wanted to ultimately have 3 or 4 but that plan isn't working out to well.  the one to the left here is closest to the main root and the main stem so it gets most of the nutrients.  thus it's size.  there are two others still on the vine but they will last thru the weekend.  i feel, that i think like columbus,lewis and clark, or the guy who invented the tivo, because i am doing something new, i guess we aren't even close.  but i do feel good about the pumpkins.  i have a close spot near my heart where they belong.  i don't think i can love a child as much as my pumpkins cause they will talk back to me. plus i will have to wipe up their crap.  this whole crap thing reminds me about this freaking election year. not the presidential race, even though it reminds me of a story about the three little pigs, i won't go into it. i am so sick of the crap that these candidates for congress can put on tv and let kids see.  i think i am going to try and pass a law that they candidates get in a ring and they all fight it out and the winner gets all the votes. this would make more sense cause the guys who won would have to be a mindless wonder and we would know it.  but all these other mindless freaks paint themselves to be these erudite and they still make crapy excuses and decisions.  well what are we going to do? we can't kill them! wish we could! maybe we have to tell them all the hot celebs are doing it and maybe just maybe they can be like spike "whining baby" lee, that is his indian name.  so listen i believe we need to concentrate and ponder the meaning of life, no, the movie and how good it really is. 
and for all of you that watch 30Rock and loved sandwich day; 
"Alcohol, this smells just like hill people milk. I've been drinking this since I was a baby! Mmmmm,. . . . . . . . . its on y'all!" Kenneth Parcell head page.

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