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bejing i mean denver, colorado, United States
short, bald, fat, with a brownish green thumb. just like baby poop
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

mating season, duck season!

it was duck season, i mean, mating season today! i put some panty hose over the female on sunday just so no "touchy, touchy" by bad little insects, this is my daughter we are talking about. so i gutted two male flowers and rubbed them up against the female and left the stamen from both around in the flower. Then i put the stocking over the female again to let them have some privacy.  this is turning out to be a great challenge, i have undertaken but i welcome it. if i fail at this then maybe my wife will rethink the baby thing.  the other parts of the garden are doing just fine. we now the cucumber plant starting to give fruit and tomatoes are taking a while to become ripe but they will be tremendous.  sometimes you just have to sit back relax and enjoy the small things in life.  i mean blowing your nose and getting all the green stuff out is wonderful and simple. enjoying your time in the bathroom, #2, is a small thing in life.  eating old bread with mold on it at your grandmother's house, amazing.  just enjoy!

1 comments:

stephanie said...

it's as if you're pimpin' your pumps?