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Friday, August 22, 2008

big takeover

it has been a bit since i have written any new news for y'all.  it is that time every four years, when even i get patriotic.  yeah i know i should love this place on principal, but there are too many people here that get under my skin.  
the girls are doing fine and growing.  as you can tell by the photo "big takeover," just like the Nazi Scheme, my cilantro, cucumber, and peppers are being starved of nutrients because, 
"there is unrest in the garden
there is trouble with the fruit
the peppers, cucumbers, and cilantro want more sunlight
 but the pumpkins ignore their pleas!"
Rush wrote it different but you get the picture. 
i have been neglecting some of the plants to see if they would be better left to there own devices and failure.  it is hard to watch your kids fail and more so to watch them breed but i am a big kid and sometimes you just have to be a voyeur, for science or just a hundred pound pumpkin.  i caught a bee doing my bidding today in one of the larger females, the drone must have been a chubby chaser because this girl has a "sweet spirit" if you know what i mean.  
it is hard to tend to the little ones. that is why i will leave it up to the politicians to make sure my pumpkins are taken care of.  i mean they have answers for everything, i mean everything.  i had no idea they needed to know how the middle class lives, they are not the middle class.  i just wish they would make it mandatory to have Thursdays as, "GO COMMANDO DAY," so those of us that wish not to wear underwear won't feel so out of place.


REMEMBER TO GO COMMANDO THIS THURSDAY AND TAKE PHOTOS AND SUBMIT THEM TO MY BLOG


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